greeting your relatives

Say what you will about “friends” but all of the memes about how dumb and unrealistic it is have in-universe explanations
Monica can afford that giant apartment in manhattan on a chef’s salary because she’s living there illegally, it was her grandmother’s rent-controlled apartment and the landlord doesn’t know her grandmother doesn’t live there anymore
Rachel isn’t fired from the coffee shop despite being overtly terrible at her job because her boss has a crush on her
They hang out with Ross because he’s Monica’s brother and they have to
What was the explanation for why it wasn’t funny
they’re new yorkers
“Thank you, I will drink until next morning.”
BONG JOON HO wins Best Directing at the 92nd Academy Awards
im watching this true crime show and someone legit named their kid renesmee
that was the crime
Isnt that the thing you need to apply for a job
??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat
i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here
would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still
chaotic good