(Source: BURGERTV, via buttcats)

  • Me: I'd like a Coke.
  • Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
  • Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
  • Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

drake & josh


  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(via destielssonofabitch)

swagbat:

this is so important to remember

swagbat:

this is so important to remember

(via wholockedkelly)

Harry Potter's Character Development


  • Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
  • Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
liftedandgiftedd:

this is fucking gold

liftedandgiftedd:

this is fucking gold

(Source: pleatedjeans, via sassy-gay-cas)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:


sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via stackthekilljoys)

ctoons:

drtanner-sfw:

ctoons:

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

(via hanniboob-lecter)